dating.

so i’ve been asked out junior high style (meaning a friend of his asked me out for him) three times in my life.  once in high school by a boy who had never talked to me in his life.  his friend called me on the phone, i’m assuming, while he was sitting there waiting for an answer.  once in college by a boy who talked to me pretty regularly.  his friend also called me, on a pay phone at the beach.  why he told me that information, i’ll never know.  once last night at the age of 32.  here’s a tip fellas:  if you’re going to ask a grown woman out on a date, nut up and ask her your fucking self.  ps.  no, i will not go out with you.

m.

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